![]() ![]() In 2013, the Marlins ran a promotion called the Ultimate FanCave Contest, where they asked fans to post photos on their Instagram explaining how much they love the Marlins with the hashtag #MarlinsFanCave. The head was then found near the Turnpike two months later. The SEAL landed in the stadium, but Billy's head fell somewhere outside it. Some how, the mascot's head the serviceman was wearing fell off as he was gliding down. and OH MY GOD BILLY THE MARLIN HAS BEEN DECAPITATED. ![]() Billy jumped, the stadium was within sight, the parachute deployed. So, the team got a Navy SEAL to dress in the mascot costume and jump out of of a plane. Billy is an action hero, in addition to being a lovable wacky mascot. They decided to have their mascot Billy the Marlin parachute down into the stadium before the game to wow the crowd. In what is equal parts hilarious and terrifying, in 1993, the Marlins came up with the coolest idea ever. Here are five moments that might rival yesterday's debacle. He said this.Īnd yet, even with Samson and the Marlins being confused by rain clouds in the sky, it's probably not the most embarrassing moment in Marlins history. He then said that it was the perfect storm of bad luck and bad weather before saying he wished George Clooney's wife Anal was at the park to make him feel better. So we had a 16-minute rain delay, which was the first at Marlins Park.” “The roof closed as quickly as I could get it closed, short of me pushing it. “I tried to predict that a cloud would go north it went south on top of our ballpark,” Samson told reporters after ward. Yet, inexplicably, the Marlins failed to close the roof in time as slow moving rain clouds hovered above and then did that thing that rain clouds do and let out rain.Įven more embarrassingly, team President David Samson explained the screw up by pretending to be a weather man. Yup, the Marlins bilked Miami-Dade county tax payers for billions so that they could put a roof that closes to avoid South Florida's inclement weather from disrupting games. Yet all people can talk about is the Marlins and Braves game having to halt their game due to a sixteen-minute rain delay in a stadium with a retractable roof. As it is every year, it was a special day. All of America tuned in to watch first pitches across the nation. Worst three weeks of MY LIFE.Opening Day came and went on Monday. I'm confident that I became known as the drunk girl who flushed her own teeth down the toilet. In this time, I worked at Disneyland and had to suffer every single day talking to hundreds of people with huge gaps in my teeth. ![]() "I then had to take out a small loan and wait three weeks for a new partial to be made. I ended up freaking out and my roommates had to get me back to our apartment (same building), crying and going on about how my teeth were gone. I got it to flush and realized microseconds later that it was my PARTIAL that was clogging it - and now, just got flushed down the toilet. " So I, in my drunken state, plunged my entire arm in the toilet to move the puke to make it flush. Well, I decided to go to a party and got way drunker than I intended and ended up puking in the bathroom. "When I was 20, I had a partial (think a retainer with two fake teeth attached) because I was born without two of my replacement adult teeth - so I had two very obvious empty gaps if I didn't wear it. ![]()
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